diff --git a/simulator.js b/simulator.js
index c3dff80..49dd137 100644
--- a/simulator.js
+++ b/simulator.js
@@ -12,7 +12,7 @@ var quotes = [
   "null is the devil",
   "haskell is better",
   "for some definitions of fun",
-  "no loops",
+  "accumulators > loops",
   "bogosort > bubblesort",
   "logisim",
   "mic-1",
@@ -27,7 +27,12 @@ var quotes = [
   "Guys please",
   "check-expect or die",
   "Trees!",
-  "without loss of generality"
+  "without loss of generality",
+  "1 > 0",
+  "what is a for loop?",
+  "donald trump",
+  "zero one one one zero zero zero one zero one",
+  "Now we'll show proof that 1 > 0"
 ];
 
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